Monday, August 15, 2011

Triple Digits

Sooo, its August in southeast Texas. I am wondering if UTMB would consider a transfer to another city named Houston???



To give you some perspective...here are some actual thoughts that have entered my brain since August 1st rolled around this town.

  • This egg could probably be cooked just as easily on the pavement
  • I need to go grocery shopping...but that would actually require walking into the fires of Hell.
  • Who invented windshield shades? can someone please call them as my other windows need shades too
  • SPF 50 - you have failed me.
  • If we moved the frozen corn over I'd have the perfect resting place for my face in this freezer.
  • Sorry Nellie...you are just going to have to hold it.
Houston, Alaska...I am ready for you!!!